You know your Jewish when your dad refuses to pay someone $25. -___-
(via jennamarblesflog)
- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
- other people's problems: oh no i'll have to reschedule my date with my boyfriend so i can maintain my a-grade average. i don't think i'll have enough money from my three jobs to afford gifts for my friends birthday and the big party i'm throwing this weekend. aw i already promised my parents i'd babysit the entire neighbourhood, hopefully that doesn't collide with the volunteer work or the school functions i need to appear at.
- my problems: they put awesome bands on both sides of the poster
(Source: heytherskrillexbuddy, via unicornsonaboat)
The Art of Rue-ing (by Marc Marcos)
How to:
- Find a sleeping victim
- Arrange an array of flowers around said victim
- Perform the Hunger Games salute
- Take pictures
Happy Hunger Games
(via unicornsonaboat)
(Source: biiiiitches, via hopelessxhearts)
(Source: iansomerhaldme, via hopelessxhearts)
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
dear god this is fantastic
(Source: sassylesbianluka, via lenachu)
